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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing
the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left. The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!" From: www.zelo.com/blonde A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession. The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that." The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!" The lawyer puffs his cigar and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!" From: www.wwlia.org/joke.htm It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the studentsdecided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her apresent. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers". "Howdid you guess?" asked the little boy. She laughed and thankedhim.The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that is some candy.""How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed andthanked him also.The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her abox which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with herfinger and tasted it. "Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked."No," said the little girl.So she tasted it again. "Is it champaigne?" she asked."No," replied the little girl, "It is a puppy." From: www.funnymail.com Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses. 1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" 2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?" 3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?" 4. "Were you alone or by yourself?" 5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" 6. "Did he kill you?" 7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" 8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" 9. "How many times have you committed suicide?" From: www.aaajokes.com |
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